Its just a kiss. Its not like we would have to make out. Just on the cheek would be ok, wouldn’t it?
I CAN’T DO A CHEEK ONE
ME AND THAT PLUM CHICK AGREED THEY HAD TO BE ON THE LIPS
FRRGHRFRHJGH
Oh. Hm. Well.
I’ll try not to make it awkward if you lose, ok?
Have you thought of just doing a Panty Raid?
*pouts* WHAT’S EVEN THE POINT
I’M NOT GONNA WIN THIS STUPID THING
URRGGHHH
Its just a kiss. Its not like we would have to make out. Just on the cheek would be ok, wouldn’t it?
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* You know, if you don’t give them a reaction they’ll stop, right?
And why not just buy a ton of underwear?
I CAN’T NOT REACT
AND I CAN’T DO THAT EITHER, IT HAS TO BELONG TO SOMEONE ELSE
UURRGGHHHH
Have you thought of just doing a Panty Raid?
*sighs* It’s gunna take so many maker damned cookies to get you out of there, isn’t it?
*still being a whiny little bugger* I DON’T EVEN KNOOOOW
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* You know, if you don’t give them a reaction they’ll stop, right?
And why not just buy a ton of underwear?
you suck.
BLAME EVERYONE ELSE, OKAY
IT’S THEIR FAULT!!
*sighs* It’s gunna take so many maker damned cookies to get you out of there, isn’t it?
:c Oh come on, don’t leave me out here to defend myself.
TOO LATE
you suck.
GET THE PROVERBIAL FUCK OUT,
BUBBLE-BASED WEAPONRY IS THE MOST SUPERIOR SHIT I COULDN’T EVEN PREPARE TO DESCRIBE ITS FULL FUCKING DEADLY MAJESTY.
AND YOU ERFIANS HAVE UNLOCKED THIS TECHNOLOGY? TO BLOW SPHERICALLY CONTAINED GASEOUS LIQUID ORBS OF PURE AWESOME DEATH?
FUCK NOW I HAVE TO ESTABLISH A “MY FAVORITE NEAT LITTLE ERF WRIGGLER” LIST. POPULATION: YOU.
CONGRADUFUCKINGLATIONS LET’S HANG OUT SOME TIME PLEASE.
Uhm. Ok.
SCREW THE BET SCREW EVERYTHING I’M GONNA GO HIDE IN MY BUSH AND NEVER COME OUT YOU ALL SERIOUSLY FUCKING SUCK GRHGJSDF
:c Oh come on, don’t leave me out here to defend myself.
bubble-man replied to your post: BEHOLD THIS COPIOUS VOLUME OF MOIST, RAUNCHY,…
WHO ARE YOU EVEN? ARE YOU A GRAB? WHERE’S MY MELTED BUTTER?
I MEANT CRAB, I’M SO CONFUSED YOU MADE ME MISSPELL.
STOP TALKING TO ME AND PREPARE TO SLOPPY-MAKEOUT THE LOUD SEARCH MALE.
WAIT HOLD UP THE METAPHORICAL SHIT. YOUR NAME IS BUBBLE MALE?
YOU PRODUCE BUBBLES? THAT IS YOUR GIMMICK-BASED SPECIALTY WEAPONIZATION?
NEVER MIND, YOU CAN TALK TO ME ALL YOU FUCKING LIKE.
UH…. Yeah. I make bubbles out of sulfuric acid.
No matter what I say or do from this moment on will convince you of that otherwise, will it?
*Big Fangy Grin* Nope.
There there, I am sure he will not try to ram his tongue to far down your throat.
ijbkjhbkjblj;kn;lnijn
bubble-man replied to your post: Don’t listen to Shade. I do not like sloppy kisses.
BECAUSE YOU WROTE A CHECK YOUR ASS CAN’T CHECK. YOU BETTER HAVE CHAP STICK. I DON’T WANT TO KISS NO GROSS CHAPPED LIPS.
I CAN’T EVEN GET CHAPPED LIPS, DUMBASS!!
*drags his hands down his face and groans* RRGGGGHHH
WHYYYYY
I was totes joking. :U I didn’t realize there was such a fanclub for us to kiss. Its getting weird.
bubble-man replied to your post: I do NOT like sloppy kisses. >:C
I’d rather not have a sloppy kiss.
So you would rather Percy gave you an intimate kiss instead? How scandalous.
Ohhh, you do. Well then, we will have to make certain that it happens.
No matter what I say or do from this moment on will convince you of that otherwise, will it?
*Big Fangy Grin* Nope.
bubble-man replied to your post: I do NOT like sloppy kisses. >:C
I’d rather not have a sloppy kiss.
So you would rather Percy gave you an intimate kiss instead? How scandalous.
Ohhh, you do. Well then, we will have to make certain that it happens.
No matter what I say or do from this moment on will convince you of that otherwise, will it?
bubble-man replied to your post: I do NOT like sloppy kisses. >:C
I’d rather not have a sloppy kiss.
So you would rather Percy gave you an intimate kiss instead? How scandalous.
You get your choice of… Red, orange, blue, or yellow… flavors.
UM
RED PLEASE
Better now with a snack?
Would a cookie and a juice box make you feel better?
…MAYBE
You get your choice of… Red, orange, blue, or yellow… flavors.
YOU’RE STILL DOING IT. KNOCK IT OFF. *pinches Percy’s cheek and shakes his face*
MRRRFFFGGRFHG
I CAN’T HELP IIIIIT
Would a cookie and a juice box make you feel better?
>:U Stop whining and I will!
ALRIIIIIIIGHT
YOU’RE STILL DOING IT. KNOCK IT OFF. *pinches Percy’s cheek and shakes his face*
Aw, don’t look so upset. :c I was just messin’.
*whines pathetically* WELL DOOOOON’T
>:U Stop whining and I will!
Fiiiiiiiiiiiine.
THANK YOU
Aw, don’t look so upset. :c I was just messin’.
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you weren’t.
I’M GONNA HIT YOU IN A MINUTE
In that way I like?
Why don’t you go blush and sputter that ‘its not you its me’ stuff some more. >:U
I WASN’T BLUSHING OR SPUTTERING SO SHUT IT!!
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure you weren’t.
I am out of euphemisms.
YOU’RE A EUPHEMISM
Why don’t you go blush and sputter that ‘its not you its me’ stuff some more. >:U
What about your kool aid? Is that all stirred?
…I DON’T EVEN DRINK KOOL AID
I am out of euphemisms.
Fine, fine. I see your jimmies are rustled. I’ll leave you alone so you can calm your kool-aid.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT JIMMIES ARE BUT THEY AREN’T RUSTLED EITHER!!
I’M FINE
FINE FINE FINE
FINE
What about your kool aid? Is that all stirred?
Ok, so flustered?
I’M NOT FLUSTERED EITHER!!
Fine, fine. I see your jimmies are rustled. I’ll leave you alone so you can calm your kool-aid.
searchingforaction replied to your post: What Just Happened?
…FUCK I DIDN’T REALISE IT WAS A JOKE
Well, yeah. I’m not gunna lament about something like that out loud. :U
So, like, uh. don’t be upset? Or something. /shrugs
I’M NOT UPSET, I’M JUST
…STUFF AND SHIT
YEAH
Ok, so flustered?
…FUCK I DIDN’T REALISE IT WAS A JOKE
Well, yeah. I’m not gunna lament about something like that out loud. :U
So, like, uh. don’t be upset? Or something. /shrugs
I gave a guy some underwear for a bet, make a self depreciating joke and suddenly it’s not me, its him?
I don’t understand these younger generations.
I - Uh. What?
NOTHING
I’M GONNA GO GATHER SOME MORE UNDERWEAR AND MAYBE CHILL OUT IN MY BUSH FOR A WHILE OR SOMETHING OKAY SEE YOU LATER BYE
Uhm. O… Kay…
What just happened???
Ugh. I must be doing something wrong. No one wants to kiss me anymore. U_U
LOOK IT’S NOT YOU IT’S ME, OKAY
I - Uh. What?
LOOK I HAVE GOOD REASONS FOR NOT WANTING TO KISS YOU LET’S JUST DROP THE SUBJECT OKAY
GHDSFJSD
Ugh. I must be doing something wrong. No one wants to kiss me anymore. U_U
Maker, is kissing me that bad? It’s not like a make out session right? Just calm the fuck down and go harass people. :U
YES IT IS AND OKAY
Not really. And do you really want dirty underwear? That’s scuzzy man.
I’M WILLING TO DO ANYTHING TO WIN THAT BET, OKAY
ANYTHING
Maker, is kissing me that bad? It’s not like a make out session right? Just calm the fuck down and go harass people. :U
Wood is, uh, kind of a ‘natural’ guy.
…OKAY
SO THAT JUST LEAVES QUICK
DON’T YOU KNOW ANYBODY ELSE WHO YOU’D BE ABLE TO OFFER TO DO LAUNDRY FOR??
Not really. And do you really want dirty underwear? That’s scuzzy man.
I’m not - I’m not sure any of them even wear underwear. :U Heat’s always in his armor, so is Metal. Air won’t let me near any of his possessions anymore.
…FUCK
UH
CRASH IS PROBABLY OUT OF THE QUESTION SINCE HIS WOULD JUST BE FULL OF HOLES, I’M PRETTY CERTAIN FLASH IS ALWAYS EITHER IN HIS ARMOUR OR NAKED, UH… WHAT ABOUT QUICK??
OR WOOD, HIS UNDERWEAR WOULD PROBABLY BE HUGE
WHAT ABOUT THEM, AT LEAST??
Wood is, uh, kind of a ‘natural’ guy.
Good luck on your noble quest.
YOU COULD HELP!!
PRETEND YOU’RE GONNA DO YOUR BROTHERS’ LAUNDRY OR SOMETHING AND THEN TAKE THEIR UNDERWEAR AND GIVE IT TO ME
I’m not - I’m not sure any of them even wear underwear. :U Heat’s always in his armor, so is Metal. Air won’t let me near any of his possessions anymore.
Oh.
BUT I’M GONNA GET MORE, I SWEAR!!
Good luck on your noble quest.
JUST TAKE THEM BOTH.
OKAAAY
OKAY OKAY FIIIIINE *peeks through his hand and gingerly takes the other pair too*
UGH
THAT PLUM CHICK HAD BETTER GIVE ME A GOOD KISS FOR ALL THIS
So how many you have so far?
WAIT. I HAVE A BETTER PAIR.
GASDFSSJHK FUCK
NO
MAKER NO GET THESE HORRIBLE MENTAL IMAGES OUT OF MY HEEEAAADDDDD
JUST TAKE THEM BOTH.
It’s just the band you nancy! >:U I’m not gunna just drop my pants to show you my undies!
STILL!!
DON’T WANNA SEE
WAIT. I HAVE A BETTER PAIR.
Don’t be like that! >:U They’re clean! It’s not like I just took them off! *pulls up the band on the pair he’s wearing* See? Super Man today.
*shields his face with his free hand
though whether it’s to block his view or just an excuse to hide his red face is up for debate* OKAY GREAT I DON’T WANNA SEE THEM THANKS
It’s just the band you nancy! >:U I’m not gunna just drop my pants to show you my undies!
Maker, you are so upset. Fine. Here
*holds onto a corner between his thumb and forefinger like the underwear’s diseased or something* OKAY
OKAY YES THANK YOU GOOD
THIS SHOULD DO JUST FINE
Don’t be like that! >:U They’re clean! It’s not like I just took them off! *pulls up the band on the pair he’s wearing* See? Super Man today.
You’re gunna give them back right?
YES I’M GONNA GIVE THE STUPID THINGS BACK AND NO THERE AREN’T GONNA BE ANY WEIRD STAINS NOW QUIT STALLING AND JUST GIVE THEM TO ME
Maker, you are so upset. Fine. Here
Oh, that sounds kinda neat. I guess.
Why is it a thing that people want us to kiss?
*more annoying whining* I DON’T KNOOOOW NOW JUST GIMME YOUR UNDERWEAAARRRRRR
You’re gunna give them back right?
What is this bet anyways? Maybe i should know what i’m getting into before I start passing out my underoos. >:U
…RGGHH
ALRIIIIIIGHT, I’LL EXPLAIN IIIIIT
OKAY, SO ME AND THAT PLUM CHICK ARE TRYING TO SEE WHO CAN GET THE MOST UNDERWEAR OFF THE OTHERS, RIGHT?? AND I DECIDE TO MAKE IT A LITTLE MORE INTERESTING AND SAY THAT IF I WIN, THEN I GET TO KISS HER ON THE LIPS, RIGHT??
BUT THEN SHE GOES AND SAYS THAT IF SHE WINS, THEN I HAVE TO KISS YOU ON THE LIPS
AND I DON’T WANNA DO THAT SO COME ON, MAN, DON’T LET ME DOWN HERE
Oh, that sounds kinda neat. I guess.
Why is it a thing that people want us to kiss?
